The Roast Game: Facts By The Number (From Lowest To Highest)!

1. 0.03% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were Black in Canada.

2. 1% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were Hispanic in America.

3. The number of children slaughtered for not believing in Christmas (for their butt meat) per Christmas Season during The Roast Game Era: 1–2 Children in America.

4. The average weight of a Christmas Butt Meat Roast: 1.75 pounds.

5. Number of countries that this phenomenon took place in: 2 (The United States Of America And Canada).

6. The average size of an American Family: 3.13 Members (as of 2023) in America.

7. The average serving size (in slices) of Christmas Butt Meat: 3–4 Slices.

8. The average number of Roast Turkeys that were wasted on average (either by the average American or American Family): 5 Roast Turkeys.

9. 5.9% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were of other races or racial backgrounds in America.

10. The average number of Roast Hams that were wasted on average (either by the average American or American Family): 6 Roast Hams.

11. The number of people that are served Christmas Dinner during The Roast Game Era (With Sides): 6 people in both America and Canada.

12. The average age of a Roast Game casualty (Child): 8 Years Old.

13. The average number of people in Canada that were served per gathering: 8.5 People.

14. 8.7% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas by a Single Father.

15. The number of people that were served Christmas Dinner during The Roast Game Era (On Average): 9 people.

16. The number of people in Canada that were served per gathering (without sides): 11 People.

17. The number of people that are served Christmas Dinner during The Roast Game Era (Without Sides): 12 people.

18. The total number of Christmases spent during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016): 18 Christmases.

19. The total number of years that The Roast Game Era took place in: 19 years.

20. 19.8% of The Canadian Roast Game Death Toll (in Children), were immigrant children.

21. The gap (in years) between the end of The Pre-Roast-Game Era and the beginning of The Post-Roast-Game Era: 20 years.

22. Roughly 25% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children)

23. 27.2% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas by a Married Mother in America.

24. 29% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were Black or African-American in America.

25. 31.1% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were Female in America.

26. 39.8% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas by a Single Mother in America.

27. The average price of a 10–12 person Christmas Dinner during The Roast Game Era: $42.46 (accounting for both inflation and culture shock) in America.

28. 48% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were Female in Canada.

29. 52% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were Male in Canada.

30. The average height of a child that was slaughtered (for their butt meat) for not believing in Christmas during The Roast Game Era: 54 Inches Tall.

31. The average price of a 10–12 person Christmas Dinner during The Roast Game Era in Canada: $56.90

32. The average weight of a Canadian Child that has been slaughtered for not believing in Christmas: 58.6 Pounds.

33. The average weight of a Child that has been slaughtered for not believing in Christmas, During The Roast Game Era: 62 pounds in America.

34. 64.1% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were White in America.

35. 68.9% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were Male in America.

36. 80.2% Of The Canadian Roast Game Death Toll (in Children), were originally born in Canada.

37. 99.7% Of The Roast Game Death Toll (in Children) were White in Canada.

38. 100% of the Children that were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas in both America and Canada, came from a Christian family (of any and all denominations).

39. The average number of Calories per serving of Christmas Dinner during The Roast Game Era: 312.5 Calories per person in Canada.

40. The average number of Calories per serving of Christmas Dinner during The Roast Game Era: 331 Calories per person in America.

41. The total number of Calories of the average Christmas Butt Meat in Canada: 3,750 Calories.

42. The total number of Calories of the average Christmas Butt Meat in America: 3,968 Calories.

43. The number of Children that were spared from being slaughtered for not believing in Christmas in America: 13,383 Children.

44. 977,280 Children were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas in America on average every year during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016).

45. 2,442,000 Children by law (12–17 years old) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas.

46. 2,458,544 Children (between the age of 6–11 years old) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas.

47. 4,742,916 Children (under a year old) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas.

48. The average number of Roast Turkeys thrown away and not consumed at all in Canada: 8,890,286 Roast Turkeys.

49. 8,924,862 Children (between the age of 1–5 years old) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas.

50. 10,125,156 Canadians were fed Christmas Dinner on average for each year, during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016).

51. 18,568,322 Children (in total) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016).

52. 31,141,228 Children in Canada that were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas were under the age of 5.

53. 32,522,416 Pounds of Christmas Butt Meat was consumed throughout The Roast Game Era (1998–2016) in America.

54. The average number of Roast Hams that were just wasted and not consumed at all in America: 39,597,757 Roast Hams.

55. The average number of Roast Turkeys that were just wasted and not consumed at all in America: 42,172,139 Roast Turkeys.

56. 54,922,597 Children in Canada that were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas were between the age of 5–14 years old.

57. 86,063,825 Children (in total) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas in Canada.

58. 104,632,147 Children (in total) were slaughtered for not believing in Christmas in both America and Canada combined.

59. 167,114,898 Americans were fed Christmas Dinner on average for each year, during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016).

60. The yearly amount of money spent on Christmas Food alone on average, during The Roast Game Era in Canada: $257,738,507.50 Canadian.

61. The average amount of money spent on Christmas Food alone during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016): $497,543,705.60 every year.

62. The total amount of money spent on Christmas Food alone during The Roast Game Era in Canada: $4,639,293,135 Canadian.

63. The total amount of money spent on Christmas Food alone during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016): $8,962,986,700.80 in America.

64. The total amount of money spent on both Food and Candy for Christmas, during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016): $34,162,986,700.80 in America.

65. The total number of Calories of Christmas Butt Meat that was consumed during The Roast Game Era (1998–2016): 73,679,101,696 Calories.

66. The total amount of Calories of Christmas Butt Meat that consumed during The Roast Game Era in Canada: 322,739,343,750 Calories.

There you have it, all 66 facts about The Roast Game and The Roast Game Era (1998–2016). All of these facts are categorized in ascending order.