Why A Potential Turkey And Pork Shortage Wouldn’t Be The Main Cause, In Either For The Christmas Of Either 2026 Or 2027!
Hypothetically speaking (not to predict the future in any way, but would not be surprising if it’s taken that way later on), what if a potential turkey and pork shortage in either 2026 or 2027 isn’t the main cause of the potential death of Traditional Christmas Dinner?
What if I told you, that at the time this potentially occurs, that I was right all along about it not being the main cause?
All of these things you may think are just baseless hypotheticals and no proof, are ACTUALLY based on statistics, data, and consistency of this unfortunate trend.
You would go berserk, you would even think I’m crazy…you’ll see.
The reason why that wouldn’t be the main cause is that although it will have become one of the main causes alone, when there’s a shortage, there’s an alternative to Christmas Dinner entirely. And as tradition stands, as much as it will die without the centerpiece. Without it, it really isn’t Christmas Dinner anymore. Families at that time would either opt for three options:
- A meatless “Christmas Dinner,” which it’s only hypothetical.
- They would opt for just having a normal dinner ON Christmas Day, technically making it Christmas Dinner…but it should be preferred to as “Christmas Day Dinner.” Although a morally and culturally jaded history can suggest that there’s a reason.
- Opting to go so extreme, and starve themselves for the entirety, of Christmas Day (and mark it as a day that will then live in even more infamy, than the infamy it has already obtained now).
But all-in-all, this won’t be too long or long-winded. But, don’t be surprised that eventually there will be another cause to it other than just 2 (Culture Shock or The Roast Game; Or, culturally-conflicting dinner preferences).
Thank you and may all of you have a good day!
